Plonker vs. Turkey — What's the Difference?

A fool.

Turkey (Turkish: Türkiye [ˈtyɾcije]), officially the Republic of Turkey, is a country bridging Europe and Asia. It shares borders with Greece and Bulgaria to the northwest; the Black Sea to the north; Georgia to the northeast; Armenia, Azerbaijan, and Iran to the east; Iraq to the southeast; Syria and the Mediterranean Sea to the south; and the Aegean Sea to the west.

A penis.

A country comprising the whole of the Anatolian peninsula in western Asia, with a small portion in south-eastern Europe to the west of Istanbul; population 78,700,000 (estimated 2015); official language, Turkish; capital, Ankara.

A man who sanctions sexual relationships between his girlfriend and his male friends.

A large North American bird (Meleagris gallopavo) that has brownish plumage and a bare wattled head and neck and is widely domesticated for food.

The flesh of this bird, used as food.

A related bird (Meleagris ocellata syn. Agriocharis ocellata) of Mexico and Central America, brilliantly colored and having eyelike spots on its tail.

A person considered inept or undesirable.

A failure, especially a failed theatrical production or movie.

(Sports) Three consecutive strikes in bowling.

The guinea fowl (family Numididae).

(countable) A bird in the genus Meleagris with a fan-shaped tail and wattled neck, especially the wild turkey (Meleagris gallopavo, now domesticated).

(uncountable) The flesh or meat of this bird eaten as food.

(countable) With a distinguishing word: a bird resembling the Meleagris gallopavo (for example, the brush turkey or bush turkey (Alectura lathami), and the water turkey (Anhinga anhinga)).

An act of throwing three strikes in a row.

A patient feigning symptoms; a person faking illness or injury; a malingerer.

A pack carried by a lumberman; a bindle; also, a large travel bag, a suitcase.

A failure.

A foolish or inept person.

A country in the southeast of Europe and southwest of Asia.

Any large American gallinaceous bird belonging to the genus Meleagris, especially the North American wild turkey (Meleagris gallopavo), and the domestic turkey, which was probably derived from the Mexican wild turkey, but had been domesticated by the Indians long before the discovery of America.

Large gallinaceous bird with fan-shaped tail; widely domesticated for food

A Eurasian republic in Asia Minor and the Balkans; achieved independence from the Ottoman Empire in 1923

A person who does something thoughtless or annoying;

Flesh of large domesticated fowl usually roasted

An event that fails badly or is totally ineffectual;

Wild turkey of Central America and northern South America